James Knapp
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CLEVELAND — Involuntarily celibate churchgoer Donald Bates resolved today that, in observance of Lent, he will abstain from all sexual…
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V.F. Thompson
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BETHLEHEM, Judea — Three magi arrived at a venue last night for the Christ child shortly after his birth, along…
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Teri Donahugh
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WATERLOO, Iowa — Christian rock superfan Keri Wilson has resolved not to go backstage after any concerts until she is…
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Patrick Coyne
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ISLAND PARK, N.Y. — Adult punk with a secret, Christian past Steve Phelan is referring to his old church youth…
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Cory Cousins
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DAYTON, Ohio — The United States of America was embarrassed to admit it accidentally double-booked two mass shootings within 24…
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SALT LAKE CITY — Employees of a local Goodwill thrift store reported a loud disturbance today, as a woman discovered…
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Tom Peters
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TULSA, Okla. — Christian rapper Young Xannah admitted today that the only beef he refuses to “squash” is his ongoing…
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John Dixon
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ATLANTA — Local Christian punk band Keeper of Wolves has found themselves without an audience, after both cultural groups with…
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John Dixon
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ATLANTA — Local Christian punk band Keeper of Wolves has found themselves without an audience, after both cultural groups with…
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Dan Kozuh
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TULSA, Okla. — Adamant atheist, open homosexual, and hardcore punk Ed Rossi is technically a better Christian than his biological,…
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