James Knapp
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FROSTBURG, Md. — Local mom Beverly Hurd, whose son graduated with a creative writing degree more than a decade ago,…
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James Knapp
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Alright, so I know I’m probably gonna get some pushback on this and, honestly, I get it. I know my…
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Tyler Dark
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LOS ANGELES — Former precocious one-year-old and current convicted felon on parole Tommy Pickles, now 31, allegedly muttered to himself…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local punk and 31-year-old adult man Kenny Whalen remains blissfully unaware that he is the Whalen family’s…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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SEATTLE — Local woman Rachel Mendoza discovered yesterday that the entire medicine cabinet of adult human and potential partner Ben…
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Tom Peters
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GARDINER, Mont. — Sacred Blessings Ranch resident Ricky Valencia has grown impatient with his fellow commune members for repeatedly failing…
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Ramona Apthorp
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NEW YORK — Spotify CEO Daniel Ek reportedly won .0005% custody of his children in a landmark hearing yesterday, according…
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Billy Patterson
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HERSHEY, Pa. — Divorced father of three Scott Timmons is happy he botched his custody hearing, now that his children…
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Seth Finkelstein
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SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — A miscommunication involving daycare arrangements has forced Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to bring his astonishingly…
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