Carter Schenke
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Today is the day we officially announce The Lawrence Arms as "The Hard Times’ favorite band of all time” (this…
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James Knapp
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This week we were excited to take a look at Rise Against’s “Nowhere Generation,” which Loudwire ranked as the 42nd…
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Patrick Coyne
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RICHMOND, Va. — Shock rockers GWAR admitted recently that despite decades of dousing their fans in bodily fluids, none of…
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Ben Friedman
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NEW YORK — Lifelong city resident Danny Rossi started a campaign early this week denouncing the legitimacy of a city…
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Taylor Roebuck
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Have you ever wanted to drink licorice-flavored varnish? Or perhaps floor cleaner garnished with dirt and earthworms? If so, you’re…
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Dan Luberto
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Hey guys, I know I'm running a little late but — I know, I know, I’m trying to get there.…
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Bobby Korec
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CHICAGO — Hip hop artist and aspiring real estate tycoon Chancelor Johnathan Bennett, known professionally as Chance the Rapper, plans…
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Chuck Kowalski
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This is an American crisis of epic proportions. People, I need help and fast! A force of heavily armed, camo-laden…
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Bobby Korec
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Few people know this but it's incredibly easy to become a cop. Hell, it's easier than becoming a middle school…
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Jordan Breeding
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A young man came up to me while I was golfing yesterday, and said, "Mr. Trump, your Nazi socialist secret…
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