John Sevigne
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June 10, 2021
DUCKBURG, Calisota — Multi-billionaire businessfowl Scrooge McDuck is questioning his decision to convert his wealth to cryptocurrency after realizing he…
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Bobby Korec
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June 1, 2021
Move over, Christian Bale. There’s a way more method-y actor in Hollywood, and it’s none other than 2021’s Nickelodeon Kids’…
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Ryan Danley
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May 26, 2021
BIKINI BOTTOM― Longtime cashier Squidward Tentacles is the lead suspect in a mass shooting at the Krusty Krab which left…
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Jerrod Kingery
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May 24, 2021
AUTOBOT CITY — Heroic Autobot Optimus Prime is currently forbidden from morphing into his truck form and driving on roads…
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Nick Ortolani
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May 15, 2021
NEW YORK — Owner and lead investigator of the Blue Prints Detective Agency, Steve, sat down and wept in his…
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Nick Ortolani
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May 1, 2021
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new report from The Institute of Nostalgia Studies found evidence that the classic ‘90s “X-Men” animated…
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Ted Pillow
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October 18, 2020
What up ‘90s kids! Remember waking up early on Saturday morning to watch cartoons while plowing through an entire box…
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Adam Condra
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October 15, 2020
AMSTERDAM — Leading climate scientists have made a startling announcement, alleging that passionate fan enthusiasm for The Simpsons could dwindle…
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Freelancer
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August 17, 2020
Arguably one of the most famous actors of the 20th century, Bugs Bunny developed a new sense of comedy, sarcasm,…
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James Knapp
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November 2, 2019
Recently, the Hard Times sat down, on a concrete staircase, with one of the most influential voices in the history…
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