Adam Frost-Venrick
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Good morrow, fellows. My name is Piteousness Baille. I am, this year, celebrating my 106th birthday. I am one of…
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SpongeBob Squarepants. What do we know about him? He lives in a pineapple, but then again, who doesn’t? Said pineapple…
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Chris Bowen
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COLUMBUS, Ohio – Superhero and crusader for the environment Captain Planet is reportedly ready to throw in the towel on…
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Unless you’ve been living in a cave on Tiny Planet for the last few months, you know that Justin Roiland’s…
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Patrick Coyne
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Ay Caramba! Did “The Simpsons” again predict the future? One eagle-eyed viewer believes he spotted a truly unnerving and possibly…
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Matt McInerney
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local parents Jean and Tom Decker finally decided it's acceptable to let their middle-aged son watch that…
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Okay hear us out. Lately there’s been a lot of hoopla over-representation in Disney films. People have finally figured out…
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Amanda Russel
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Portland, Ore. — Local woman Rachel Vance claims that if she had a cartoon counterpart it would be the sarcastic,…
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Jerrod Kingery
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COMMON BEAGLE SMALL INTESTINE — Health authorities called upon legendary white blood cell police officer Osmosis Jones to come out…
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Dan Rice
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LONDON — A team of Paleontologists excavating an abandoned music studio uncovered what they believe to be evidence that Gorillaz…
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