Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s the Ninja Turtles! You remember, the bodacious sewer-dwelling pizza-loving heroes of your childhood! We thought it would be totally radical…
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“King of the Hill” has long been an American institution. Holding a mirror up to American society, it shouts ‘Look! Look upon yourselves, American society!’…
Congratulations! Your horrendous behavior in the workplace has landed you in this Human Resources seminar. Our HR program uses the JDGS or “Jim Davis Grading…
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