Nathan Kamal
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No one can deny that McDonald’s is one of the most successful, recognizable, and beloved businesses in American history. We…
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Eli Johnson
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JACKSON, Mich. — Rock‘n’roll legend Ted Nugent blasted Presidential candidate Joe Biden in an open letter today after the presumptive…
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Kevin Grant
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SEATTLE — A group of Dungeons and Dragons players were horrified to discover that the campaign they had been playing…
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LOS ANGELES — Former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg announced he will be suspending his presidential campaign via a…
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Bobby D. Lux
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NEWARK, N.J. — Senator Cory Booker announced he will be suspending his bid for the 2020 presidency which unleashed an…
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John Danek
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CINCINNATI — Friendless, pathetic loser Sonny Robertson attempted to remedy his loneliness yesterday by starting a group text with his…
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Doug Francisco
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EL PASO, Texas — Former Congressman and presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke paid a visit this week for a CBS News…
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John Delaney may be in free-fall. In a move that campaign staffers are calling “completely non-symbolic,” John Delaney arrived at…
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Eric Navarro
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BALTIMORE — A crowdfunding campaign began last week in support of indie band Shredded Gnar after a pair of Vans…
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Andy Holt
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Local political activist Bridget Wakefield has been working tirelessly within her community to raise public awareness…
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