Ryan Danley
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SEATTLE — A local property management company announced they will begin offering fully furnished punk houses which will include a…
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Caroline Smith
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HENDERSON, Nev. — Local goth Amarantha Obsidian blew her entire October grocery budget on novelty Halloween socks from Spirit Halloween…
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Nathan Kamal
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COLTS NECK TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Legendary musician Bruce Springsteen recently admitted that he made up the “American working class” during…
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Nathan Kamal
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Money doesn’t grow on trees and we’re all about that, uhh, hustle. Yep. All about it. All the time. Us,…
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Tony Morse
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PHILADELPHIA — Determined woman and job applicant Patricia O’Malley is creatively pursuing work that she’s technically overqualified to do by…
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Nick Ortolani
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Candace Lepetomayne, drummer for industrial band Manufuckturing Sextor, has become increasingly worried that her job will…
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Rachel Steele
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MIAMI — Local woman Sandra Clemens realized in a therapy session late last week that her new job with benefits…
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Tiana Miller
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WESTBURY, N.Y. — Multiple despondent mourners confirmed that local punk “Fast” Eddie Gwan recently saved thousands if not more in…
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Dianne Nora
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study by Harvard University confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the…
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Jay Chanoine
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WASHINGTON — President Biden signed a sweeping new bill into law earlier today which will finally address the issue of…
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