John Danek
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Guitar pedals are the paint-by-number books of the music world. Can’t come up with an original riff? Buy a pedal…
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Ted Pillow
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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Dashboard Confessional frontman Chris Carrabba will don a disguise and hang out with the rest of…
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Josephine Ramos
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Are you stuck wasting your life in a dead-end job? Is the most fulfilling part of your week when your…
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Mimi Kenny
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Confidence is everything. Don’t believe me? I don’t care because I believe in myself. Plus, thanks to my confidence alone,…
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Rachel Steele
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PHILADELPHIA — Office hero Tom Rafferty was kind enough to unmute his microphone during the company’s team meeting so he…
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Tony Morse
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PHILADELPHIA — Determined woman and job applicant Patricia O’Malley is creatively pursuing work that she’s technically overqualified to do by…
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Patrick Coyne
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MILWAUKEE — Delusional local man Rick Crawford is convinced coworker Mary Schneider’s barely-concealed hostility toward him is all part of…
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John Danek
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GOTHENBURG, Sweden — Melodic death metal guitarist Jens Nyberg tried to use a Boss HM-2 pedal, infamous for its famous…
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Patrick Coyne
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ATLANTA — Quasi-political punk Aaron Scovell convinced himself yesterday that, if he had a job and was registered, his theoretical…
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Andy Holt
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REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…
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