Alec Stein
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Self-proclaimed author of the next great American novel Frank Trotsky recently came to the terrible realization that…
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Cory Cousins
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SEATTLE — Members of local metal band Brutal Stepson reportedly grew heated last night when they couldn’t agree on a…
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David Britton
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NEW YORK — Producers of “Fox & Friends” announced today that they will move the popular news show from its…
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SEATTLE — Real estate giant Zillow announced a new “punk” setting today for users that will allow potential home buyers…
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Ryan Danley
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CHICAGO — Local data analyst Jeanie Alvarez joined his coworker for a ride in her car last week, leaving him…
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John Danek
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COVINGTON, Ky. — Neophyte bassist Braxton Reynolds came to the startling realization last week that his metronome apparently jumps wildly…
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Patrick Crooks
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LOS ANGELES — The hit animated sitcom “Family Guy” is celebrating 20 seasons this year as America’s top choice for…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ANTIOCH, Calif. — Local punk Dom Medico realized yesterday that his so-called “glory days” that are now far in his…
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Krissy Howard
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RIO RANCHO, N.M. — A single song by prog-rock legends Rush was mistaken for an entire prog-rock album by radio…
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Stephen Bell
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RYE, UNITED KINGDOM — Legendary musician and founding member of the Beatles Paul McCartney admitted today that he wished someone…
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