Patrick Coyne
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COLLINGSWOOD, N.J. — A local gang of librarians are accused of assaulting homeowner Jessica Wheatley over the installation of a…
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Jus Kaplan
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Almost every Millennial was forced to read Lois Lowry’s “The Giver” at some point during middle school. We were quizzed…
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Collin Canning
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A tiny, free public library at the foot of a residential driveway was forced to ban an…
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Stephen Bell
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BALTIMORE — Local punk and wannabe anarchist Kevin Tomlin was upset to discover being an anarchist would require community involvement…
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Jonah Nink
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Lowering infection rates, more vaccinations and a healthy crowd of people inside Applebee’s can only mean one thing; Quarantine is…
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Aviva Siegel
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NEW YORK — Beloved author Judy Blume and maligned Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine are set to become unlikely collaborators as…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to…
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Dan Rice
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Oh my god. I am so sorry. You are right, of course! The character I am describing is in fact…
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Owen Crowlie
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LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…
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