Jesse Kubanet
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LOS ANGELES — Local 33-year-old Dylan Arnold, who is either in the middle of a breakup or just lost his…
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John Adkins
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ASHEVILLE , N.C. — Guinness World Records announced that performative male and “writer” Sky Winslow broke the world record for…
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Steve Packosky
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LUDLOW, Maine — A copy of Alice in Chains’ 1992 LP “Dirt” buried in the Mi’kmaq grounds behind Ludlow’s famed…
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Dicky Stock
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — Despite existing only as a series of crudely sketched plans on cocktail napkins and one AI-generated…
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Tim Graham
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AMHERST, Mass. — Serial public masturbator Aaron Goddard received an unexpected education in progressive politics when he wandered into a…
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Matt Oriente
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BAYONNE, N.J. — American author George R. R. Martin teamed up with members of Streetlight Manifesto to announce plans to…
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Sean Fallon
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I missed the subway this morning and got caught in the rain, and just when I thought things couldn’t get…
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Steve Packosky
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OK, so this one’s at least partially on us. We’ve admittedly been slacking off here at the Hard Times, and…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man and ostentatious snob William Huller was struck with an intense wave of envy as he pretended…
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Mike Civins
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CRANFORD, N.J. — The members of a Union County book club awoke this morning with no idea that every moment…
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