LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local man Jerry Whipple, a self-described red-blooded, god-fearing follower of Christ, was outraged when he noticed…
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Ryan Danley
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NEW YORK — Local punk rocker and present-day messiah, Lenny “Resin” Jackson stunned the masses crashing at his squat by…
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James Knapp
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WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump announced his latest merch launch, a $60 Bible that will the Pledge of Allegiance,…
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I have been utterly fantastic lately: my thoughts are rapid, my emotions are shifting back and forth at breakneck speeds…
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Daniel Freborg
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BOISE, Idaho — A local family admitted they haven’t read a single word of the Bible that has been with…
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Chris Bowen
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NEW YORK — Local weakling and black metal singer Percy "Blall" Miller of the group Assküm spent the entirety of…
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Ben Friedman
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If history has shown us anything, it's that America best exhibits its core values when done by force. The woke…
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Brandon Talley
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JERUSALEM — Biblical scholars were stunned by a newly discovered set of ancient scrolls that suggests Jesus not only turned…
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John Danek
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“The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away.” I have no idea what that statement means, but that’s what the vocalist…
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Jovian Gautama
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HOBOKEN, N.J. — Local nonbeliever and Bon Jovi fan Tami Clarkson has been mentally cruising through unemployment solely by the…
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