Ted Pillow
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ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Quarantined father Chris Denny is struggling with his son’s 33-piece jigsaw puzzle after drinking almost an entire…
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Jon Swihart
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Listen pussies, I’m not going to “tone down” my drinking just because you claim I have a problem. Sure, my…
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V.F. Thompson
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All too often, health gurus and ex-partners will tell you that guzzling an endless stream of low-quality lager is incompatible…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk and diehard Interrobanged! fan Heather McGowan didn’t clap when the band played her “favorite song…
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Dan Rice
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What in the hell happened to this country? “And twins” was about more than just selling beer, it was about…
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Andrew Murphy
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BOSTON — A landmark study by a rowdy crew of sloshed scientists at the Harvard School of Drunk Studies have…
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Patrick Crooks
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PITTSBURGH — Local man Kevin Cole and his friends failed again moments ago attempting to sneak a keg into a…
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Michael Luis
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CHICAGO — Local man Keith McKenna purchased alcohol for a group of teens last Friday on the condition that they…
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Chuck Kowalski
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STEUBENVILLE, Ohio — Homeowner Mark Hatfield provided most of a large pizza and a case of beer today in exchange…
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Jordan Breeding
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HARRISONBURG, Va. — Local punk and obvious alcoholic Marcia Fries announced moments ago that despite consuming nearly a dozen cans…
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