Beer Tag Archives - Page 10

Jordan Breeding • August 20, 2019

HARRISONBURG, Va. — Local punk and obvious alcoholic Marcia Fries announced moments ago that despite consuming nearly a dozen cans…

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • August 12, 2019

Oh boy, look who just walked in. Who does this douchebag think he is? I hate when assholes from out…

Patrick Coyne • July 12, 2019

BALTIMORE — Self-proclaimed beer snob Jeremy Drika pretended last night to thoughtfully peruse the beer list at a local brewpub…

Kyle Erf • April 14, 2019

INDIO, Calif. — Urban legends and age-old folklore circulating at this year’s Coachella allege that “abundant, hassle-free” beer awaits revelers…

Dan Kozuh • January 20, 2019

C’mon, what are you, some kinda’ pussy?! Do this beer bong, bro! Don’t wuss out on me. I invite you…

Andy Holt • December 14, 2018

ASHEVILLE, N.C. — A Tinder date at O’Donnelley’s Pub Tuesday evening was reportedly almost too short for a local man…

Lauren Lavín • October 19, 2018

FORT WORTH, Texas — Fervent Beto O’Rourke supporter Ritchie Garza attended a fundraiser event for the U.S. Senatorial candidate late…

Ed Saincome • October 16, 2018

Oh ho ho, would you look at this shit. Looks like somebody got a beer belly over the years. Somebody…

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • October 14, 2018

EVERETT, Wash. — Toy manufacturer Funko Pop announced today that they will be releasing a Brett Kavanaugh collectible figure this…

Keith Buckley • October 4, 2018

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Hedonistic rocker Andrew W.K held a press conference today to address accusations that his stage persona…

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