Tyler Driver
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Having a big, beautiful, majestic beard like I do isn't always sunshine and rainbows. It can be a burden. Babies…
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Scott Murray
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DETROIT — A mixture of ridicule and disgust caused local man Derek Jones to announce his new mustache is not…
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Matt Husser
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INDIANAPOLIS — 38-year-old nu metal fan Bryce Spiller went to extreme lengths to maintain his soul patch after deciding to…
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Chris Bowen
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DETROIT — Crowd members attending a show headline by doom metal band Wretched Wizard questioned the band’s authenticity when they…
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Peter Woods
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MUNCIE, Ind. — Romantic partners Louise Keller and Ty Walsh announced that they are breaking up after Walsh shaved his…
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John Danek
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Genetics is a roll of the dice, especially during puberty. Some of us developed early. Some developed late. The only…
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Rob Steinberg
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Is this some kind of sick joke? After another fun night of delinquency I woke up this afternoon to stroll…
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Rob Steinberg
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Is this some kind of sick joke? After another fun night of delinquency I woke up this afternoon to stroll…
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Normally with goatee guys, certain behaviors are expected: drive past a school yard too many times, stalk your ex-wife, drink…
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Sophie Len
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LOS ANGELES — Local bearded man Alec Turner mistook a stray cat’s piss for a “really good” IPA late Monday…
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