Tom Peters
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Drummer Aaron Kelmer delayed the photo shoot for his band Baskerville today by insisting on posing alongside…
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Stephen Bell
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OBERLIN, Ohio — Supposed radical leftist Kristen Dermitt revealed herself to be a total poser today, wearing a Che Guevara…
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Zac Lux
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal band Goop has reunited after seven years apart to release a boring, flavorless craft beer…
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Dan Kozuh
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SEATTLE — Amy’s Regret, the last known grunge band on the planet, were successfully captured in the wild last week…
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James Knapp
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AURORA, Ill. — Local man Wendell Banks drove a 2013 Prius hybrid to popular power-pop trio Fold-Out Fedora’s drive-in show…
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Billy Patterson
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PHILADELPHIA — Local bassist Aaron Scherzinger realized today that he only needs to murder two or three of his bandmates…
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Dan Kozuh
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LOS ANGELES — The holographic image of late heavy metal icon Ronnie James Dio has broken away from its original…
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Dan Kozuh
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CLEVELAND — Recently formed metal band Blood & Soil has forgone music as its first public release, instead issuing formal…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Three members of local punk quartet The Herniated Dicks defied Los Angeles’ stringent coronavirus quarantine guidelines to…
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Jason VanSlycke
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DENTON, Texas — Children's literature icon Waldo was found yesterday within a local black metal band logo after nearly 30…
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