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medieval, torture, museum, old, classic, metal, weird, poser, creepy, woman, phone, google, blonde

Metalhead at Torture Museum Googling Every Contraption to See if It’s Already a Band Name

Henrik Persson • December 2, 2020

AMSTERDAM — Belgian metalhead Joost Lambert spent nearly four hours in the Museum of Torture yesterday looking up every item…

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hardcore, metal, powerviolence, reunion, cash grab, guys, stripped shirt, hat, beard, drums, play

Legendary Band Almost Broke Enough to Reunite

John Danek • November 28, 2020

BALTIMORE — Influential powerviolence band ElevenTimesElevenCrimes announced today that expensive car repairs, alimony payments, and a misguided Playstation 4 purchase…

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Man Types “+ Allegations” Into Google Before Going All In on Fandom of Newly Discovered Band

John Dixon • November 18, 2020

MILWAUKEE — Local man Jeremy Grimm’s sudden infatuation with a newly discovered band was put on hold today pending the…

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The Polyphonic Spree Spotted on Tinder Seeking a 25th

Kendra Mosenson • November 12, 2020

DALLAS –– Two dozen members of the choral rock band The Polyphonic Spree are allegedly on Tinder looking for an…

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black metal, face paint, glasses, dark, back, white, trump, president, republican

Black Metal Band to Vote for Greater of Two Evils

Bobby Korec • November 3, 2020

CONSHOHOCKEN, Pa. — Local black metal band Nocturnal Defacement announced their public support yesterday for the “greater of two evils”…

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Omar Rodríguez-López Writes, Records, Releases Album Between Two Sips of Coffee

John Danek • October 26, 2020

BAYAMÓN, Puerto Rico — At the Drive-In and The Mars Volta guitarist Omar Rodríguez-López created and released an entire 49-minute…

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Local Band Matures Into Local Venue Staff

John Dixon • October 11, 2020

AUGUSTA, Ga. — Local band Wall Socket officially announced their breakup today, moving into the next phase of their careers…

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Button Maker Will Pay for Itself After 40,000th Button Sold

Dan Kozuh • October 5, 2020

SEATTLE — Local guitarist Sadie Love swore today that her new button maker will be well worth the startup cost…

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Drummer Insists on Holding Entire Kit for Band Photo

Tom Peters • September 25, 2020

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Drummer Aaron Kelmer delayed the photo shoot for his band Baskerville today by insisting on posing alongside…

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che guevara, poser, songs, leftist, liberal, band shirt, merch

Poser Wearing Che Guevara Shirt Can’t Even Name Three of His Songs

Stephen Bell • September 20, 2020

OBERLIN, Ohio — Supposed radical leftist Kristen Dermitt revealed herself to be a total poser today, wearing a Che Guevara…

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