Bill Conway
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WASHINGTON — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once again caused confusion in the scientific community after…
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Matt Husser
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Go through the Christmas carol canon and there are dozens of songs about wanting to to fuck Santa Claus. “Santa…
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GREENE, N.Y. — Amateur conservative pundit Gordon Brock found himself in a predicament when none of his friends or family…
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Dan Rice
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Whatever happened to liberty? What happened to freedom? What happened to the pursuit of happiness in this country, i.e. money…
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Kelley Greene
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LOS ANGELES — Brett Wilson, one of millions of uninsured Americans, became concerned that he may not be able to…
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Joe Rumrill
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NEW YORK — Pioneering California punk band FEAR will appear in this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade now that the…
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SALINA, Kan. — Local nut job and content creator specializing in lawn maintenance Jimmy Dooley is rumored to be the…
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Dianne Nora
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TALLAHASSEE — Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz issued an impassioned call for Governor Ron DeSantis to revoke his ban on mask…
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John Danek
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SACRAMENTO — The citizens of California overwhelmingly voted this month to ban acoustic guitarists from rhythmically slapping the low E…
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Jon Dunbar
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — Facebook purged thousands of user accounts belonging to members of right-wing hate groups last week, but…
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