Alex Vlahov
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Local retiree Mitch Danfork was seen standing directly in front of a pickup counter and observing…
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Casey Smith
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HOUSTON — Local 68-year-old Harry Wilson is reportedly about to fire off another sternly worded email to donotreply@homedepot.com to complain…
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Vince Ratti
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You’ve already made up your mind about me. Just because I was born in 1949, you think I’m a helpless…
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Constantine Platanias
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There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their…
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Chuck Kowalski
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NEW YORK — Television executive Arthur Gaines, 73, remains oblivious that the “Frasier” reboot he’s been pitching for the past…
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Dan Rice
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So you think Sanders or Warren would make a good president, huh? And you still insist on calling our current…
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Dan Kozuh
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The Boomer generation doesn’t seem to understand how the world works anymore. They still think you should apply for a…
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Cory Cousins
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PONTIAC, Mich. — 55-year-old Juggalo Kevin “Klown Syndrome” Anderson is concerned young Juggalos won’t continue the positive Juggalo message created…
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