Luke Woodward
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BARLOW, Ky. — Local woman Roxana Carozza is entering her 20th hour of the dreaded “Midwestern goodbye” this morning, still…
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POMONA, Calif. — Local straight edger Dave Bower drank every non-alcoholic beverage intended for use as a mixer last night…
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Bobby Korec
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Many people will tell you that the US version of the Office GIFs are better than their UK predecessors. Those…
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Matt McClurg
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BOISE, Idaho — A pointless, rambling political rant posted to Facebook by local man Terry Boe this morning resulted in…
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Dan Rice
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LOS ANGELES — Tensions remain high in downtown Los Angeles today after the discovery that a party bike was rigged…
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Lauren Lavín
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SAN ANTONIO — A friend informed you today during a visit to your hometown that she finally listened to Breaking…
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Patrick Coyne
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PHILADELPHIA — Local woman Juliana Azzara passed the four hours waiting for her train last night by asking a man…
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KC Phillips
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SEATTLE — A “Buffy the Vampire Slayer Party” group chat has allegedly devolved months after Halloween into an increasingly incomprehensible…
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Dan Kozuh
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Shut up, shut up, shut up! I love this part! Yeah, that bit right there. Dew, deeeeeew, dew da da…
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Patrick Coyne
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BOSTON — Time traveler and anti-robot resistance leader Trent Mendez, sent from the future to warn humanity about an impending…
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