Doug Kolic
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LA MESA, Calif. – A group of 38-year-olds attending last night’s Social Narcolepsy gig reportedly spent the entire show discussing…
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James Knapp
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SALT LAKE CITY — Local motherfuckers expressed their displeasure with the lead singer of hardcore band Big Butter for repeatedly…
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Jeff Cardello
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BOSTON — Merriam-Webster caused 45-year-olds across the country to collectively blow a gasket by adding “vinyls” as an official entry…
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Patrick Coyne
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SHERIDAN, Wyo. — Elder millennial Connor Allison suffered an existential crisis upon realizing the actor playing a “geriatric old fart”…
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Louie Aronowitz
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CHICAGO — Seminal emo band Sunny Day Real Estate is set to perform a show that will hopefully be at…
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Dan Kozuh
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I never thought I would find myself in a place complaining about the “music these kids listen to,” but it…
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Jose Balderas
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Remember when your parents would watch 60 Minutes? You knew it was the end of the weekend. It symbolized the…
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The 1990s were such a simpler time in America where, truly, we as a country didn’t have any major troubles…
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Dan Kozuh
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ATLANTA — Thirty-four-year-old music enthusiast Dave Kelly went to exhaustive efforts to determine if his local music venue The Pit…
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