PITTSBURGH — A local film club consisting entirely of goths announced today that their next event will feature a screening of the 1994 film “The…
WASHINGTON — Presidents Donald Trump and Bill Clinton both denied reports today claiming they were backstage at Warped Tour ’97 partying and “checking out the…
Every year tens of thousands of immigrants from impoverished, war-torn countries seek asylum in the United States. Here at The Hard Times, our immigrant policy…
MINNEAPOLIS — Announcing the surprising news alongside a cover featuring reggae one-hit-wonder Snow of “Informer” fame, monthly gaming magazine Game Informer sent shockwaves rippling through…
CINCINNATI — 30-year-old Dylan Barker was shocked to learn he was the father of an 18-year-old chatbot, the result of unprotected cybersex with software engineer…
Hey gang!! We all love 90s throwback nostalgia shit and you know who we haven’t thought of in a while- the mother fucking Spin Doctors,…
It’s important to revisit the albums that we imagine shaped us. Sonic Youth released Goo over 28 years ago and While it would eventually be…
No matter how many gallons of twenty-somethings’ blood we inject, everybody still gets old and shitty. That goes double for so-called “classic songs.” Just because…
Ready for the ultimate throwback? How many ’90s kids reading this remember that day Dad smashed a fax machine against the wall? Throwback! He sure…
LOS ANGELES — Fans of iconic mid-’90s rock band Weezer received a nostalgic thrill yesterday with the release of the “Ultimate Weezer Box Set,” containing…
HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — The Offspring frontman Dexter Holland has a new food-related venture: Vino Anciano, a wine that will become increasingly stagnant over time,…
LIMA, Peru — A team of archaeologists in the jungles of Peru made a groundbreaking discovery yesterday, unearthing the long-lost “Mambos No. 1-4” prequel tapes…
This year has been a huge bummer; it seems like every single day we get some new piece of horrible news. Don’t you wanna just…
Remember the ’90s? The music, the clothes, the horrible secret we promised to take to our graves? Any real ’90s kid can wax nostalgic about…
Literally. These days it seems like everything is lit. A decent slice of pizza. A sideshave haircut. We throw around the word “lit” like we…