MMA Strawweight prospect Lisa Planter has made a name for herself on the regional circuit by racking up an impressive 7-1 record with five finishes.…
PORTLAND, Maine — A series of simple misunderstandings in conversations with his astrologist girlfriend has led local man Richard Witte to believe there is mercury…
Former women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey released a statement through her management stating that, if victorious in tonight’s main event with Amanda Nunes, she will…
Look, we’ve all thought about it. Surely, you have too. That’s why you’re reading this. Aren’t you tired of standing in the back of small…
UFC president Dana White confirmed at a press conference this past Wednesday that UFC 207 will be long time play-by-play commentator Mike Goldberg’s final event…
After a few days of much-needed rest, Glendale Fight Club owner and coach Edmond Tarverdyan is looking forward to teaching students techniques he learned from…
Donald Cerrone, fresh off a third round KO win over Matt Brown, announced that he would seek to fight out the remaining fights on his…
Despite all evidence to the contrary, local skateboarder Doug Kennedy swears he landed the trick he has been attempting for the past two hours on…
LOS ANGELES — An online advertisement for unused audio recording equipment sparked despair this week as readers came to the realization that the USB microphone…
ROGERS, Ariz. — Local drummer and admitted “problem drinker” Jason Huff reportedly “had it” with a particular box of pizza bagels after being instructed to…
Do you know who the hell I am? I am the most important member of the Shasta Produce Grocery Co-op in Maplewood, New Jersey. I…
HOMETOWN, Ill. — After hearing you forgot to pack your earbuds for a recent trip home, the crusty, old pair of headphones you left in…
Newly formed Japanese MMA promotion IntenzityXC announced early this morning that its debut show at the Saitama Super Arena will include an open weight grand…
After very little deliberation, independent wrestling fans worldwide have come to a collective agreement to lie about always liking former WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes. Rhodes…