Ryan Murphy has built quite a reputation for himself after the unprecedented success of “Dahmer,” featuring his baby-faced muse, Evan Peters. While he’s still surfing…
WASHINGTON — Rep. Bradley Church (R-AL) vowed to shield the public from illegal child pornography by collecting it all on his private laptop, confirmed horrified…
Is there anything better than kicking back, listening to some records, lighting up a joint, realizing you can’t smoke weed, and then driving yourself to…
Too poor to go to the bar but still want to damage your insides slowly with distilled poison? Good News! The liquor store is great…
It’s a question as old as time, and one we get frequently here at the Hard Times: “How do I listen to Green Day without…
MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Organizers of the newly resurrected Milwaukee Metal Fest announced all attendees must adhere to a strict 12 beer minimum upon entering the…
Pop punk royalty Blink-182 have gone through a ton of eras. There are the infamous Matt Skiba and Scott Raynor eras, but then there are…
NAMPA, Idaho — Conservative dad David Olmstead vowed to protect his children from drag shows as well as apparently play dates, dentist appointments, school events,…
Unless you’ve been living in a cave on Tiny Planet for the last few months, you know that Justin Roiland’s career has been rickety-rickety-WRECKED by…
SALT LAKE CITY — Local couple Elizabeth Pearson and Donny Appleton are reportedly announcing to friends that they are “trying” for a dog, confused sources…
Someone has to say it: Nirvana is a good band. And there comes a time in every Nirvana fan’s life when they must rank their…
When I agreed to rank the Ramones’ discography, I guess I forgot just how many albums they’d put out. How does one go about ranking…
ISSAQUAH, Wash. – Costco Wholesale recently unveiled the eight-foot-long, 48-string Kirkland Signature Super Widebody electric guitar, sources both confused and impressed report. “At Costco, we…
LOS ANGELES — The cacophony of voices only audible to Beach Boys legend Brian Wilson today celebrated their 60th year of constantly insulting his car,…
Hey, babe. We need to clear the air. There’s been a lot of tension between us lately and I think I know why. I’ve noticed…