It’s not every day you stumble upon someone with the ability to read others’ emotions, people who have a keen understanding of the human psyche.…
It’s the one day a week you work up the resolve to actually check your mailbox, and as if the pile of utility bills, donation…
PATERSON, N.J. — Jeff Ackres, a prominent adult virgin, is currently deciding between tempting recruitment offers from both the involuntary celibate community and the fandom…
Did you know some people dress up as past versions of themselves for Halloween? That’s because there’s nothing scarier than never changing. Before you start…
RICHMOND, Va. — Local woman Monica Langley reported that the constant negative feelings surrounding her new apartment were a direct result of a near-fatal carbon…
The best thing about music, whether it be punk or metal or any genre of music that has been around long enough to establish strong…
GUILFORD, Conn. — 36-year-old punk Finn Birch is reportedly telling everyone about the show he went to this weekend, with roughly 90 percent of his…
Shaving in a mohawk is one of the first things new punks do, along with buying a Black Flag cd and quickly learning to keep…
It’s almost time for Whore-o-ween, and apparently you are considering dressing as a sexy law enforcement officer. We think that’s a great idea: after all,…
LOS ANGELES — Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) announced the addition of a new terminal only accessible by taking a regional flight before departing for…
Halloween season means only one thing: I’m going to a famous punk musician’s haunted house whether they like it or not. However, with so many…
MOUNT JOY, Penn. — Slipknot’s latest music video for the song “Hive Mind” turned out to actually be a thinly veiled promotional material for the…
ARLINGTON, Va. – Girlfriends across the US recently announced their newfound enthusiasm for seeing a three-hour movie in theaters thanks to “Taylor Swift: The Eras…
HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Local concert promoter Will Braun made the decision to release wolves on stage at local ska band Willy Honka and the…
Let’s start with a sad truth: Sense Field’s prolific and ridiculously talented vocalist Jon Bunch left this world in 2016, and he will be forever…