High Court Of Punk Opinion –– An investigation into the notes kept by James Berge, blogger and bearded man, has brought to light the horrifying…
NEW YORK – Friends and family were reportedly caught by surprise when Cro-Mags frontman John Joseph announced his engagement to a large pile of assorted…
PHILADELPHIA — The mysterious old guy seen wandering around aimlessly at last night’s show is apparently a local scene legend of some kind, early reports…
MODESTO, Calif. — “Ah man, my head is fucking killing me,” Whirr guitarist Nick Bassett said while running his hand through a queen-sized comforter in…
DEKALB, Illin. – Five years ago, local punk band Kegstand bade farewell to their fans with one final blowout show, vowing to never take the stage…
ST. PAUL, Minn – Armed with a comprehensive knowledge of all punk and hardcore bands within a 50-mile radius, local musician and amateur historian, Kyle…
LEXINGTON, KY — According to sources close to the event, last night’s show at The Shit Palace wrapped up at 5:00 p.m. today. The show, featuring touring…
ANAHEIM, Calif. – The D-beat genre — often characterized by its raw, stripped-down sound and signature drum beat — hasn’t always been the most inventive,…
INDIANAPOLIS — Despite frequent sightings of flyers on telephone poles, at coffee shops, and in clubs, always declaring in gaudy writing “Political pop punk from…
NEW YORK – Making its first foray into music-based content, media company Condé Nast announced they acquired millions of angry readers along with the purchase of…
DETROIT – With her due date rapidly approaching, pregnant teen Lauren “Wormy” Chambers has been making gigantic improvements to her residence, hoping to turn her…
SAGINAW, Mich. – Columbus Day has once again bred controversy throughout the United States, with citizens of all stripes taking to the internet to voice their…
ST. PAUL, Minn. – Vocalist Tom Gant is known to lash out against oppression, misogyny, and bigotry while on stage with his band Cold Shot.…
BANGOR, Maine — Local man Kyle Matthews has a moral character defined by insidious traits that have led many to describe him as “the biggest scumbag…
WASHINGTON – After decades of debate and countless failed attempts, politicians on both sides of the aisle have finally united to pass a federal ban…