Ben Sobieck
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk band Slice planned to play exceptionally shitty to trigger audiences to throw fruit at them in…
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Mike Maher
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Veteran rock mainstays Ironsides officially entered the phase of their career where they tour with an orchestra,…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump took control of the police in Washington, D.C. and deployed the National Guard to crack down…
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Brett Olsen
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LODI, N.J. — Famous singer and mildly renowned film director Glenn Danzig felt a wave of nostalgia wash over him…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — Experts at the Department of Education (DoE) have issued a dire warning that further cuts to their institution…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine suggested starting a “supergroup” with Metallica members James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich and Robert…
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John Danek
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MADISON, Wis. — Noticing the copious golden earwax covering your Eargasm concert earplugs, a depraved concertgoer at the Riff Palace…
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John Adkins
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local man Bart Carlsen is positive the $40 band tee he’s receiving in the mail today…
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Cody Arbor
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IOWA CITY, Iowa — Suburban father Tyler Rainey expressed frustration over children’s lack of media literacy, despite firmly believing country…
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Brett Olsen
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local reunion show for ska band Skattergories was reportedly ruined by all the ska music, confirmed…
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