Chris Bowen
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Legendary blue-collar rocker John Mellencamp released his autobiography entitled “Hurt So Good: The John Mellencamp Story” in…
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Matt Husser
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NASHVILLE — Pop megastar Taylor Swift announced her upcoming wedding tour will be a sprawling 151-date, 5-continent celebration and will…
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Peter Ferrarese
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NEW YORK — International sensation the Jonas Brothers announced that since doing away with the chastity rings that they wore…
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Matt Husser
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was found dead today after his fiancée Taylor Swift…
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Rob Ryder
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local husband and father of three Brad Devins recently rediscovered a burned copy of Incubus’ 2001 album…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump worried world leaders in Europe and beyond after making remarks that he would like to see…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — Singer/songwriter Belinda Carlisle officially retracted the eponymous claim of her 1987 hit “Heaven Is a Place on…
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LONG BRANCH, N.J. — An AI computer model based on legendary musician Bruce Springsteen released its first single about an…
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Steve Packosky
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BUHL, Idaho — A book report on epic 1851 novel “Moby-Dick” by 10th grader Nick Henderson had clearly been written…
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Stephen Bell
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UPPER ARLINGTON, Ohio — Local fucking genius music critic Sam Buchman recently made very poignant critiques of all of their…
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