Kaitlyn Jeffers
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WASHINGTON — The Republican Party has loosened its stance on voter suppression and ballot security ahead of this year’s general…
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Rick Homuth
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CHICAGO — Local straight edge man Rodney Palmer woke up mortified this morning after realizing he’d broken edge while blackout…
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CARMEL, Ind. — Used car salesman and Turning Point USA volunteer Jeremy “J-Man” Johnson confronted an elementary school teacher on…
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Ryan Danley
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DYERSVILLE, Iowa — The magical “Field of Dreams” that once hosted the ghosts of baseball greats like “Shoeless” Joe Jackson…
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Patrick Crooks
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — A burrito purchased at a local 7-11 today was beyond repulsed by the disgusting schlub…
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Kevin Tit
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Career landlord and general piece of shit Tyler Simpson was devastated to learn today that he’s also…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — House and Senate Republicans agreed today that, rather than issue additional stimulus payments, Americans would be better off…
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John Danek
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In these politically-charged times, nothing quite gets the punk heart pounding like politically-charged melodic hardcore and no one does that…
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ORLANDO — Local GG Allin impersonator Darius Boone was arrested last week on a slew of charges directly related to…
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Ben Friedman
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CHICAGO — An Avis car rental in Lincoln Park is trying to send the federal government a $50 cleaning bill…
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