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Nick Ortolani • September 17, 2020

WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence was hospitalized last night after seeing a Tampon commercial during his bi-weekly hour of…

James Mahoney • September 17, 2020

CHICAGO — Local anarcho-punk Noah Wallin claimed today that he is prepared to take the lives of Scottish indie-rock band…

Stephen Bell • September 16, 2020

TRENTON, N.J. — Mafioso and “ordinary dry cleaners operator” Eugenio “Two-Bean Gene” Bianchi underwent an unexpected and surprising sexual awakening…

James Knapp • September 16, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Writers for the police procedural/workplace sitcom “You Have the Write to Remain Sassy” are debating how flamboyantly…

Patrick Crooks • September 16, 2020

FALLS CHURCH, Va. — 36-year-old Michael Connelly’s sarcastic response moments ago to a demand from his parents effectively eliminated the…

Louie Aronowitz • September 16, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk announced today that his startup Neuralink will be able to outfit humans with a brain…

Griffin Constant • September 15, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local man Ollie Harris forced down another five beers and a bunch of chips moments ago in an…

John Danek • September 15, 2020

Few musical fanbases foam at the mouth for a reunion more than Fugazi's. The post-hardcore trailblazer’s influence can still be…

Kevin Tit • September 15, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Local vegan Courtney Demming was pepper-sprayed by Philadelphia police during a peaceful protest yesterday, but declined the offer…

Nick Ortolani • September 14, 2020

BEND, Ore. — Armed MAGA patriot Kenneth Carter spent several days last week tracking a man over several miles in…

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