Shea Strauss
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December 19, 2020
WILMINGTON, N.C. — Hallmark Channel’s signature Christmas-themed romance movies reportedly promote an unhealthy expectation of any kind of human interaction,…
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Dan Rice
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December 19, 2020
LOS ANGELES — A 10-minute exercise in mindful meditation for musician and Trader Joe’s crew member Adrienne Tuckman evolved into…
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Amir Adan
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December 18, 2020
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local ghost Cece Quinn is reportedly unreachable unless specifically summoned with a name-brand Ouija board, and promises…
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Luke Thornton
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December 18, 2020
ATLANTA — Local writer and amateur philosopher Alex Garfield is still questioning the meaning of life today after receiving an…
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Nariko Ott
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December 17, 2020
LOS ANGELES — 35-year-old self-described “Dashboard Confessional superfan” David Calva awoke today to find his male-pattern baldness went into overdrive,…
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Gregg Gethard
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December 16, 2020
PLYMOUTH, Mass. — Matthew Kearns, a bartender at the Ye Olde Tap House located in the rear corner of a…
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Eli Johnson
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December 16, 2020
NEW YORK — The former members of TLC confirmed a long-held suspicion today that their 1999 hit single “No Scrubs”…
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Doug Francisco
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December 16, 2020
HOUSTON — A punk house collapsed yesterday after the eviction of roommate Luis Flores, who it appears was a load-bearing,…
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Bobby Korec
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December 15, 2020
PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Local inebriated man Kevin Donaghue drank a few sips of water before bed moments ago in an…
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John Dixon
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December 15, 2020
SOUTH BEND, Ind. — A Biohazard patch on local metalhead Barret Boone’s denim jacket is reportedly becoming less of an…
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