You Guys Actually Sounded Better From Outside
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I had such a great time at your show! I’m so glad I went! Oh yeah, I stepped outside after…
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Opinion: You Have To Tell Me Your Age So I Can See if I Should Feel Bad About Where I Am at in My Career
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Congratulations! I am so happy about your success! Also, I’m spiraling and I need to make this about me. Just…
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Opinion: I Know Exactly What This Quaint Little Farmers Market Needs. A Fucking DJ
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As I stroll through this quaint suburban farmers market, I have this nagging feeling that something is missing. Sure there…
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If This Applebee’s Staff Sings Me “Happy Birthday,” None of Us Are Walking Out of Here Alive
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You guys are my best friends. We’ve been through a lot together, and nothing is ever going to change that.…
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Season 1 of Stranger Things Is the Best Because I Stopped Watching After That
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Every time a new season of Stranger Things comes out there’s going to be an influx of opinion pieces regarding…
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Opinion: We Need a Prog Metal Concept Album About the Dangers of Technology!
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I've been a huge progressive metal fan since the 7th grade when my very confused great aunt bought me Dream…
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Book Banning Is Wrong Unless It Gets Me Out of Helping My Kid With His Homework
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Book banning has always raised my hackles. Ayn Rand is a literary genius so when some hippie mom whose kid…
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Opinion: It’s Not About Guns, It’s About Mental Health Which We Will Also Do Nothing About
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As a prominent member of the Republican party who receives a sizable check from the NRA biweekly just for doing…
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I Don’t Think My Therapist Actually Bothered To Listen to That Mixtape I Made Them
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I went into my therapy session this week grinning ear to ear. I felt more connected to my therapist than…
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This Band Was Better When I Was Still in It
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This band used to really rock. Don't get me wrong, I don't even think they’re all that bad now. It's…
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