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“A Pox on the Police!” Proclaims Elizabethan Punk

Alan Khanukaev • March 23, 2020

STRATFORD-UPON-AVON, England — Local punk and detestable rascal of ill-repute Bartholomew Alfraye expressed a most ghastly proclamation of ill-will today…

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Coronavirus Forces Punk to be Unemployed From Home

Mark Bouchard • March 22, 2020

CHICAGO — Local punk Allen Prestigiacomo is now unemployed from home, thanks to Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker’s decree forcing bars…

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Dang, I Was Totally Gonna Go to Your Show This Time Too

Louie Aronowitz • March 21, 2020

Did they cancel your band’s show this weekend because of the quarantine? Ah, stinker! And this was the one I…

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Punk House Adds More Water to Dr. Bronner’s Bottle to Prepare for Coronavirus

James Knapp • March 20, 2020

PORTLAND, Maine — Residents of local punk house the Fire Trap added more tap water today to the house’s already…

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Opinion: I Was Gonna Quit the Band Anyway

Louie Aronowitz • March 19, 2020

I got fired. Yeah, I admit it. I was fired BUT, I’m totally fine with it, 'cause that band sucked…

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CDC Recommends Not Attending House Show to Limit Spread of Frontman’s Ego

Amir Adan • March 19, 2020

MINNEAPOLIS — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommended not attending a local house show tonight to limit the…

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Punk Venue’s Green Beer Not a St. Patrick’s Day Thing

Ted Pillow • March 17, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — St. Patrick’s Day revelers at Rocco’s Lounge realized moments ago that the green beer they’re drinking is not…

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Hardcore Saint Patrick Drives Snakes Out of Scene

Doug Francisco • March 17, 2020

FITCHBURG, Mass. — 32-year-old hardcore kid Justin Phillips is driving the “snakes” out of his local scene just as the…

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How to Talk to the Woman You Just Annihilated in the Pit

Josh Fernandez • March 16, 2020

Dudes! Summer is right around the corner, which means one thing: Hot hardcore shows and even more hot girls in…

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Bernie Sanders Accidentally Tells Joe Biden “Nice Set” After Debate

Peter Woods • March 15, 2020

WASHINGTON — Democratic Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders accidentally told former Vice President Joe Biden “nice set” after tonight’s democratic debate,…

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