Alan Khanukaev
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March 23, 2020
STRATFORD-UPON-AVON, England — Local punk and detestable rascal of ill-repute Bartholomew Alfraye expressed a most ghastly proclamation of ill-will today…
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Mark Bouchard
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March 22, 2020
CHICAGO — Local punk Allen Prestigiacomo is now unemployed from home, thanks to Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker’s decree forcing bars…
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Louie Aronowitz
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March 21, 2020
Did they cancel your band’s show this weekend because of the quarantine? Ah, stinker! And this was the one I…
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James Knapp
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March 20, 2020
PORTLAND, Maine — Residents of local punk house the Fire Trap added more tap water today to the house’s already…
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Louie Aronowitz
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March 19, 2020
I got fired. Yeah, I admit it. I was fired BUT, I’m totally fine with it, 'cause that band sucked…
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Amir Adan
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March 19, 2020
MINNEAPOLIS — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommended not attending a local house show tonight to limit the…
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Ted Pillow
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March 17, 2020
PHILADELPHIA — St. Patrick’s Day revelers at Rocco’s Lounge realized moments ago that the green beer they’re drinking is not…
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Doug Francisco
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March 17, 2020
FITCHBURG, Mass. — 32-year-old hardcore kid Justin Phillips is driving the “snakes” out of his local scene just as the…
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Josh Fernandez
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March 16, 2020
Dudes! Summer is right around the corner, which means one thing: Hot hardcore shows and even more hot girls in…
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Peter Woods
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March 15, 2020
WASHINGTON — Democratic Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders accidentally told former Vice President Joe Biden “nice set” after tonight’s democratic debate,…
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