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Hardcore Saint Patrick Drives Snakes Out of Scene

Doug Francisco • March 17, 2020

FITCHBURG, Mass. — 32-year-old hardcore kid Justin Phillips is driving the “snakes” out of his local scene just as the…

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How to Talk to the Woman You Just Annihilated in the Pit

Josh Fernandez • March 16, 2020

Dudes! Summer is right around the corner, which means one thing: Hot hardcore shows and even more hot girls in…

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Bernie Sanders Accidentally Tells Joe Biden “Nice Set” After Debate

Peter Woods • March 15, 2020

WASHINGTON — Democratic Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders accidentally told former Vice President Joe Biden “nice set” after tonight’s democratic debate,…

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Opinion: A Jury of My Peers Wouldn’t Be Dressed so Nice

Yancy Lee Crawford • March 15, 2020

Your Honor, take a look at this jury. When I arrived here for my trial, I was told the jury…

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And1 Clothing Announces Line of Shorts for Hardcore Guys Who Never Play Basketball

Kevin Tit • March 14, 2020

ALISO VIEJO, Calif. — The And1 clothing company is introducing a new line of shorts crafted specifically for hardcore kids…

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Punk to Send Death Threat to Congressman as Soon as He Figures Out Who That Is

James Knapp • March 13, 2020

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Punk and self-described “downfall of the establishment” Garreth Wilkes announced today that he will send a vicious…

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Frontman Makes It Perfectly Clear Coronavirus Not Welcome In This Scene

The Hard Times Staff • March 12, 2020

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Local frontman Spencer Wilt made an impassioned declaration to the Coronavirus "and other infectious diseases," clarifying that…

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Punk Buys Pack of Gum to Distract from $300 Worth of Merchandise She’s Shoplifting

James Knapp • March 10, 2020

KENT, Conn. — Local shoplifter and psychological mastermind Wendy “Sticky Fingers” Hartley reportedly bought a 35-cent pack of Big Red…

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Panicked Punk Calls Parents to Find Out Status of Trust Fund

The Hard Times Staff • March 9, 2020

OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk Eddy “Rotgut” Lewiston made a panicked phone call to his parents to make sure his…

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Rise Against Brought This Lucky Fan on Stage to Live out His Dream of Telling Them Everything After “Appeal to Reason” Sucks

Aidan Sears • March 9, 2020

Talk about a once in a lifetime moment! When 33-year-old line cook Danny Bordeaux went to see Rise Against perform…

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