Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — Ailing Senator Dianne Feinstein worried Senate colleagues when she made shocking remarks defending Michale Graves’ tenure fronting the…
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MANCHESTER, N.H. — An out of control bachelor party based on the theme of shock-punk legend and provocateur GG Allin…
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Audrey Vieira
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WACO, Texas — Local punk Brianna “Gutpack” Mullhall was visibly upset upon learning Chip and Joanna Gaines will soon renovate…
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Doug Kolic
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HOUSTON — AI-generated punk band Fresh Scabies expressed their desire to crash on any available servers “just for a little…
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Doug Kolic
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PUEBLO, Colo. — Local man Trigg Barrett hoped that the Diarrhea Planet t-shirt he put on would distract his girlfriend’s…
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Senior Software Engineer Taylor Masters added multiple patches to his Patagonia vest in hopes of blending in…
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Eric Navarro
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For many self-identified weirdos, Warped Tour was the perfect yearly gathering. It combined the best of alternative music and culture…
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Opening hardcore band Musher claimed they loosened the pit during their set on Tuesday evening before headliner…
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Bobby Korec
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The Bouncing Souls almost seem underrated among their peers. Maybe it’s because they’re from New Jersey and we as a…
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James Knapp
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We've written about Social Distortion a few times before. Fortunately, we were pretty drunk all of those times and don’t…
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