Rob Walker
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MOFFAT, Colo. — The entire local punk scene of a small town in southern Colorado is named Denise Killian, age…
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John Danek
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden purchased a Fender Jazzmaster and green Line 6 DL4 delay pedal yesterday…
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Jon Swihart
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Boy, is my life in shambles these days. I just got promoted to district manager of Omega Printz and it’s…
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Lana Schwartz
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MASPETH, N.Y. — Skull Valley frontman Jeremy Cesiro is worried his underage girlfriend would be put in danger by her…
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Dan Luberto
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Like most Americans, we spent our time quarantined catching up on podcasts, learning to cook (shoutout my sourdough starter), and…
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Dan Kozuh
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VENICE, Calif. — Suicidal Tendencies frontman Mike Muir horrified visitors at the boardwalk yesterday when he took off his trademark…
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Henrik Persson
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LONG BEACH, N.Y. — Veteran rocker Joan Jett is reportedly no longer in a committed, monogamous relationship with her longtime…
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Jimmy Adamson
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WARRENVILLE, Ill. — Local sixth grader Billy Luetzen suffered a crushing embarrassment yesterday after writing “Megadeath” instead of “Megadeth” on…
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Bobby D. Lux
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You wouldn't be able to tell now because of my thick pecs but I used to look like a real…
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Bobby Korec
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DUBLIN, Ireland — My Bloody Valentine guitarist Kevin Shields manually installed a number of superfluous foot pedals to his one-speed…
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