Peter Woods
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TOLEDO, Ohio. – Local noise musician Gary Wilkerson spent the past week researching music history and terminology in order to…
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Andrew Murphy
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Guitar manufacturer B.C. Rich was forced to issue an apology after debuting a totally normal-looking guitar that…
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Joe Rumrill
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BRISTOL, Conn. — Embarrassed members of sludge-punk band Grinch Meat are allegedly kicking themselves after forgetting an apostrophe and ordering…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LOS ANGELES — Leaked emails from high-ranking members of the Recording Academy of America suggest that the three Turnstile Grammy…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LOS ANGELES — Indie rock legends Theory of Judah released a new deluxe box set that features terribly recorded and…
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Audrey Vieira
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NEW YORK — Local indie fan Ian Hudson was completely unimpressed with the Bronx Zoo’s new “underwhelming and derivative” arctic…
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Tim Sheard
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Upon arriving in Tennesee for my friend's wedding, I found myself cruising down the road in a rental car, blasting…
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James Knapp
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SALT LAKE CITY — Local motherfuckers expressed their displeasure with the lead singer of hardcore band Big Butter for repeatedly…
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Ben Friedman
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WEST ORANGE, N.J. — Local mother Helen McGuire allowed her sons to borrow her van so their band Uncle Punch…
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The Hard Times Staff
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed startling new data about his company’s cloud storage system stating that nearly…
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