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Babbling 18-Month-Old Sued By Red Hot Chili Peppers for Plagiarism

Rob Ryder • August 15, 2023

BURKE, Va. – Local tiny baby Liam Darton was sued by Warner Records on behalf of the Red Hot Chili…

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Aging Hardcore Guy Receives Gold X Swatch at Mosh Retirement Party

Trevor Graham • August 15, 2023

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Aging hardcore guy and noted crowd killer Tom Reilly reportedly received a gold X Swatch for his…

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Court Order States Buckcherry Fan Not Allowed Within 50 Feet of Any Tattoo Guns

Chris Bowen • August 14, 2023

ANAHEIM, Calif. — A county judge recently issued a rare order of protection against Buckcherry fan Ricky Stewart forbidding him…

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Punk Band Returns From Tour in Different Van With All New Members

Scott Murray • August 14, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Aptly-named punk band Ship of Theseus is having a bit of an identity crisis after returning home…

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Garbage Truck Driving Behind Punk Band’s Tour Van Can’t Believe the Stench

Doug Kolic • August 13, 2023

PATERSON, N.J. — Local garbage collector Vince LePaglia couldn’t believe the putrid stench emanating from the tour van of punk…

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World’s Biggest Dimmu Borgir Fan Hopes He’s Pronouncing it Right

Zachary Wolf • August 12, 2023

ROSCOMMON, Mich. – Local bachelor and self-proclaimed world’s biggest Dimmu Borgir fan Eric Sandstrom still isn’t sure if he’s pronouncing…

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Punk Child’s Birthday Party Has Bouncy Dischord House

Joe Rumrill • August 11, 2023

CARTHAGE, Texas — Eight-year-old birthday boy and aspiring punk Giovanni Duhamel specifically requested an inflatable, bouncy “Dischord House” for his…

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Elvis Presley Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Exhibit to Steal Layout of African American History Museum

Liam Stephenson • August 11, 2023

CLEVELAND — Officials at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s Elvis Presley exhibit announced they will be copying the…

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Slippery Slope: Funk Singer Asking You to Give It to Him One Time Probably Going to Ask You to Give It to Him Two Times

Jeff Bender • August 10, 2023

LAGRANGE, Ga. — Several hundred fans were torn Friday night over whether to give it to funk singer G.T. Stone…

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Duolingo Adds New Eddie Vedder Course

Adam Frost-Venrick • August 10, 2023

PITTSBURGH — Popular language learning app, Duolingo announced they will be adding a new “Eddie Vedder” course to their catalog…

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