Nathan Kamal
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The two most badass words in Rock ‘n Roll: Lemmy. Kilmister. Hell, the man's given last name is already cooler…
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Nick Ortolani
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Candace Lepetomayne, drummer for industrial band Manufuckturing Sextor, has become increasingly worried that her job will…
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James Knapp
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SCRANTON, Penn. — Toby Louvern, lead vocalist in doom-pop band Expired Sex, was stricken with the deepest existential terror of…
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Dustin Meadows
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I came to Vatican City to pay my respects to the all-time metal God, Ronnie James Dio, and I expected…
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Dustin Meadows
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Liz Connelly, a second-year Applebee’s employee, refused to show three members of nü-metal octet Slipknot to…
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The Hard Times Staff
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UKIAH, Calif. — Local showgoer Ernie Morales lamented the fact he is almost certainly contracting the coronavirus delta variant while…
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Heather Cook
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RALEIGH, N.C. — Local metalhead Damien Walsh is recovering at the Holly Hill Hospital after suffering severe nerve damage in…
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John Danek
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LAREDO, Texas — Punk drummer Marcus Flannery shocked the medical and music worlds by giving birth not to triplets as…
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John Danek
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Metalhead Tyler Cobb was the only patron to behave with respect and civility at airport bar Buster’s,…
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Rob Steinberg
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RENO, Nev. — Couples therapy specialist and nu metal enthusiast Dr. Stephen Hoffman has found it’s best not to take…
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