Chris Bratton
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SANDUSKY, Ohio — Cedar Point amusement park guests observed Cure frontman Robert Smith exiting the Millenium Force roller coaster with…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move to counteract rumors of the President’s declining physical prowess, the Biden campaign is…
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James Knapp
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COWARD, S.C. — Touring goth band Need Help Again With Ghoul, reportedly changed their entire world perspective of gloomy unenthusiasm…
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Ted Pillow
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SAN DIEGO — The Nine Inch Nails merch table was once again sold out of medium-sized mesh tank tops within…
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Courtney Baka
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Eric Halverson was relieved to see his new goth girlfriend and his conservative father bond…
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Al Howard
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DETROIT – Robert Smith, founder and only original member of The Cure, announced dates for an upcoming North American Tour…
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Chris Bowen
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TRENTON, N.J. — Local goth Alex Stemens enthusiastically fist pumped a nearby hearse in hopes they would blow their giant…
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Nathan Kamal
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EUGENE, Ore. - A shocking new study from the University of Oregon revealed that 84% of individuals born in America…
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Dave McNamara
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CRAWLEY, West Sussex — Goth rock giants the Cure reissued their seminal 1989 album “Disintegration” in a deluxe box set…
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Neel Bhakta
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PORTLAND, Ore. – Goth and frequent cemetery visitor Madison Gardiner had her day ruined by a “comically loud” grieving family…
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