Danny Taverner
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SAN FRANCISCO — Big-city punk Oliver Lewis recently got the name of his hometown, “Kingston,” tattooed across his stomach despite…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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Ow! Seriously, that really fucking hurts! It feels like you're slowly slitting my bicep with a hot, wet scalpel. I…
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Dom Turek
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HENDERSON, Nev. — A local punk found dead under an overpass with no phone or ID was quickly identified by…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Local nonagenarian Horace Miles finally settled on a design for what he would like his first tattoo to…
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Robert John Scucci
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Jacksonville, Fla. — Local part-time dad Deryk Hoyt was disappointed by how far from completion his half-sleeve was after spending…
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John Danek
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BELLEFONTE, Pa. — A customer at Quik Cuts Barber Shop cast an aching stare at a neighboring silent barber/customer pair…
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PEORIA, Ill. — Local 36-year-old Victoria Wilkins once again refused to admit to her parents that she completely regrets the…
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Ben Friedman
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ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Scene legend known only as “Kowalski” has informed multiple local bars and government entities that the…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local tattoo enthusiast Ben Drury admitted that the meaning behind a large tattoo of a viking skeleton…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Veteran musician and Alkaline Trio founder Matt Skiba reportedly wishes he hadn’t gotten a prominent tattoo of…
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