Jordan Liffengren
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SEATTLE, Wash. — Newly sober punk Dustin Patterson swore off alcohol after he experienced his first-ever bowel movement with a…
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Joe Rumrill
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OAKLAND, Calif. — A man wearing headphones out on a morning walk is reportedly desperate to switch the embarrassing song…
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B.S. Mitchell
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NEW YORK – The 20th annual Puppy Bowl is expected to open with an elaborate fireworks display which has many…
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Jennifer Donovan
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ST. LOUIS – Budweiser is once again battling backlash after airing a Super Bowl commercial featuring Hank, a fancy Clydesdale…
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Bobby Korec
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LAS VEGAS — Pop R&B star Usher revealed that he will mainly perform his character Gabe Santora from the 1998…
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Reuben Blanchard
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal musician, and noted septuagenarian, Ozzy Osbourne broke new ground when he became the first old…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — Large factions of America’s right-wing who idolize Winston Churchill were united in horror at learning that he had…
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BOSEMAN, Mont. — Online activist Clark Dawson advanced the slow march to world peace and unity by commenting “do better”…
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Charles Bill
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MOSCOW – Controversial conservative firebrand and ‘journalist’ Tucker Carlson was recently spotted in Moscow to conduct his annual performance review…
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VERNON, Calif. — Top executives representing oil companies around the country remain concerned that they will not have enough soldiers…
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