We Sit Down With the Original Lookmaxxer, Mickey Rourke!
Braden Eric Peters, aka “Clavicular,” has been the figurehead of a movement of young men altering their looks in unconventional,…
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Ian Steffé
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Hardest Part of Sex Worker’s Job Is Pretending Tony Hinchcliffe’s Punches Hurt
AUSTIN, Texas — Local sex worker Alyx Cline revealed this week that the public has a wildly inaccurate understanding of…
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Season 4 of “The Bear” to Focus Entirely on Good Arch Supports
LOS ANGELES — “The Bear” showrunner Christopher Storer announced that Season 4 of the hit FX series will shift focus…
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Why Does Everyone Tell Me the Wrong Address for Protests? — Guest Post by Sean Penn
I’ve done the work. The hard, gritty, photogenically lit work. There are black-and-white photos of me crouching beside rubble in…
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I’m the Landlord From the Tool “Sober” Video, and Here’s a List of Damages
Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you, though previous correspondence has remained undelivered due to complaints from the Post…
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Man Who Took Acid Wasn’t Prepared for Sheer Volume of Ugly People in Philadelphia Park
PHILADELPHIA — Local man Nathan Burke was traumatized by an onslaught of unattractive people in Fairmount Park after he took…
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Help! I Was an Audience Member on “Real Time with Bill Maher” and Now My Sense of What to Clap for is All Fucked Up
A few days into visiting a friend in California, we got free tickets to a taping of “Real Time with…
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Harvard Study Concludes that 100% of Millennials Have Rotten.com-Related PTSD
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University determined that 100% of Millennials suffer from PTSD linked to exposure to the…
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How to Support Your Friends as They Experiment With Wearing a Cowboy Hat
It’s alarming. Your friend took a trip to Santa Fe after a grisly break up and the first thing you…
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Punk Band More Known for Their Work as Line Cooks Rather Than Their Music
PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Wizard Wrecker are trying to make peace with the fact they are highly regarded for…
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