Tim Sheard
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NEW YORK — Board members at New York University decided to do away with any attempt at holding up appearances…
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Doug Kolic
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OTTAWA — Local office employee Keith Nolan reported that he finally achieved the ultimate work-life balance by deciding to drink…
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Mike Civins
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CRANFORD, N.J. — The members of a Union County book club awoke this morning with no idea that every moment…
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Alex Bradley
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WASHINGTON — Early reports show that as many as one vote could possibly change after Mike Pence announced Friday that…
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Tim Graham
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ATLANTA — Georgia’s governor has signed a bill prohibiting the act of offering water to thirsty audience members queuing in…
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Ben Friedman
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KUTZTOWN, Pa. — St. Patrick’s Day reveler and local punk Shane Becker was unconcerned that his green-tinted urine had nothing…
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Mike Maher
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CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the…
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Daniel Freborg
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BOISE, Idaho — A local family admitted they haven’t read a single word of the Bible that has been with…
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Chris Bowen
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Snee recently spent an entire weekend binge-watching well-known crime drama “Law and Order: SVU” free…
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Liam Stephenson
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TWIN FALLS, Idaho — A local drug dealer’s 1,000th customer was lucky enough to win a free explanation of how…
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