PITTSBURGH – Aging metalhead Derek Vance made the mistake of trying to slip into his wedding battle vest to celebrate…
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Colleen Nerney
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PITTSBURGH – Local concertgoer Roger Macmillan ruined his brand-new $60 tour t-shirt with a perplexingly expensive Bud Light at record…
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ARLINGTON, Va. – Executives at Boeing responded to the mysterious death of a second whistleblower by claiming the company has…
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Chris Bowen
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Owner of local shop Tunehoundz Records Steven Southwell recently decided to use old Record Store Day vinyl…
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LOS ANGELES — Local police officer Mark Woodside warmed up for a long day of work beating college kids peacefully…
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Local weirdo Arnold Hauser posted on the popular community app, Nextdoor, that everyone in his neighborhood is…
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GREENE, N.Y. — Amateur conservative pundit Gordon Brock found himself in a predicament when none of his friends or family…
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Jason VanSlycke
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WASHINGTON — The Drug Enforcement Agency announced plans to reschedule marijuana from the strict Schedule I classification to the chiller…
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Kevin Burke
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LOS ANGELES – Two years after the release of Baz Luhrmann’s “Elvis,” citizens of the United States of America are…
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Stephen Bell
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PIERRE, S.D. – South Dakota Governor and potential Trump 2024 running mate Kristi Noem tried to save face after admitting…
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