Chuck Kowalski
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SEATTLE — Amazon’s “Echo Chamber,” a next-generation smart speaker, will enable reaffirmation of users’ most dreadful opinions from anywhere in…
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DALLAS, Texas — Concerned mother and sole reason for her children’s anxieties Pamela Yates suggested this morning that her kids…
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Allison Mick
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BOSTON — Craig Manning warned his fellow show attendees last night that there was a broken glass bottle on the…
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Aries (March 21-April 19) Don’t waste your time with someone who isn’t going to change their mind. If you…
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DAYTON, Ohio — Local apartment tenant Adrian Delgado has filed his fifth noise complaint this month with building management, claiming…
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Ted Pillow
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ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Metal diehard James Allen used the online tax filing platform TaxSlayer yesterday to “eviscerate, desecrate, and properly…
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Rose Neptune
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Barnyard hens from around the country are leading the fight for reproductive freedom using the oldest trick in the activist…
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John Danek
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Google unveiled its latest homepage Doodle today, honoring punk pariah GG Allin with a controversial effort…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NEW YORK — The 2003 Ford Windstar that brought punk trio ElecMan down the East Coast last month is also…
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Joe Rumrill
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MARIETTA, Ohio — Local toddler Samantha McKinnon was completely indifferent yesterday when her grandmother feigned taking Samantha’s nose during a…
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