Dom Turek
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AKRON, Ohio — A pair of bathing suit bottoms were called in to pick up an off-season shift this week…
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Salim Alam
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NEW YORK — 26-year-old Angela Kitts announced today that she is now “totally against one-night stands,” instead preferring the stability…
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Tyler Evans
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MADISON, Wisc. — Local polyamorous, gender-fluid teen Brendan McDaniels is frantically searching for the most respectful way to lose their…
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Doug Francisco
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BELLINGHAM, Wash. — 25-year-old Kyle Booth suspects that his new punk friends only like him for his basement, now that…
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Jamie Lawlor
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It was 2012 and the Sacramento digital hardcore noise rap group Death Grips had just released their underground hit album,…
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Tom Gannon
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AUSTIN, Texas — Researchers at the University of Texas - Austin have completed a study that made some interesting discoveries…
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Courtney Baka
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Friends of local man Jeremy Torres are unsure if his new girlfriend Laura Kelly is incredibly laid…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW ORLEANS — Jerry Nichols, the enthusiastic and supportive father of drummer Chris Nichols, is incessantly emailing his son band…
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John Danek
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SEATTLE — Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos announced his plans today to “personally beat the shit out of small…
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Sari Beliak
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DENVER — Local all-around garbage human Russ Mitchell was totally grossed out by a female musician’s armpit hair during a…
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