Aries (March 21-April 19) Don’t waste your time with someone who isn’t going to change their mind. If you…
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DAYTON, Ohio — Local apartment tenant Adrian Delgado has filed his fifth noise complaint this month with building management, claiming…
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Ted Pillow
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ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Metal diehard James Allen used the online tax filing platform TaxSlayer yesterday to “eviscerate, desecrate, and properly…
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Rose Neptune
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Barnyard hens from around the country are leading the fight for reproductive freedom using the oldest trick in the activist…
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John Danek
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Google unveiled its latest homepage Doodle today, honoring punk pariah GG Allin with a controversial effort…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NEW YORK — The 2003 Ford Windstar that brought punk trio ElecMan down the East Coast last month is also…
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Joe Rumrill
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MARIETTA, Ohio — Local toddler Samantha McKinnon was completely indifferent yesterday when her grandmother feigned taking Samantha’s nose during a…
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Francis Beringer
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WASHINGTON — A new gastropub in the Bloomingdale neighborhood is “probably going to be named Hook & Barley or something…
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Claire Brown
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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local crust punk Johnny “Eight Fingers” Arnold awoke late Saturday afternoon to discover he had accidentally…
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Jack Lewis
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When I was in college young people were better. We didn’t get participation trophies and we weren’t so damn sensitive.…
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