Patrick Coyne
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BOSTON — A legendary and possibly mythical mosher was allegedly spotted last night enjoying a four-course French meal in the…
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Lauren Lavín
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EL PASO, Texas — An agent with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement was indignant today after once again being compared…
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Mark Maira
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Yes, we understand that we confused Jared Simmons as a member of the Hammerskin Nation, one of the most violent…
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Patrick Coyne
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TUCKER, Ga. — Punk Ollie Boyer turned around a framed photo on his nightstand last night of punk rock icon…
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Teri Donahugh
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MILWAUKEE — Sound Engineer Quintin Hafner purchased a large-format DiGiCo S31 Digital Mixer yesterday, but was unable to fit the…
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Local medical supply salesman Elliot Harrison’s recent haircut was immediately noticed this morning by coworkers with seemingly…
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Doug Francisco
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CHULA VISTA, Calif. — Partygoer Todd Horne attempted to engage the rest of the crew moments ago in a round…
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James Knapp
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This is all a bit confusing but hopefully we’ll be able to explain what happened and the Peace Corps will…
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Doug Francisco
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NEW YORK — Shortly after telling responding officers they'd never see him again, bank robber Austin Linders embarrassingly found himself…
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Tom Scarcella
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OCEAN SPRINGS, Miss. — Local musician Kevin Masterson proposed to his girlfriend Christine Sitner yesterday with a $200 engagement ring,…
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