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Dan Kozuh • September 25, 2019

I’m a simple man that likes the simple things in life. I like rare steak, cold beer, and fishing on…

The Hard Times Staff • September 25, 2019

CHICAGO — A beloved crust punk belonging to the Donovan family died last night on a United Airlines flight from…

Dan Rice • September 24, 2019

WASHINGTON — President Trump threw a life-like dummy of himself moments ago off a bridge onto sharp rocks below to…

Danny Taverner • September 24, 2019

BERKELEY, Calif. — Vegan punk Angela Birge debuted yesterday her custom, “completely badass” fruit leather jacket, impressing attendees at a…

The Hard Times Staff • September 24, 2019

PACIFICA, Calif. — A Regal Cinemas gift card was transferred last night to a third wallet without once being used…

Joe Rumrill • September 23, 2019

HAVERHILL, Mass. — A punk-themed ice cream truck impressed potential patrons yesterday with a raw, energetic version of “Turkey in…

Dan Rice • September 23, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Tensions remain high in downtown Los Angeles today after the discovery that a party bike was rigged…

Dan Kozuh • September 23, 2019

DETROIT — Striking GM auto workers politely rejected yesterday folk singer Joe Nash’s offer to play inspiring, Americana labor ballads…

Joe Rumrill • September 22, 2019

TEMPE, Ariz. — Local idiot Eli Burkhardt made a fool of himself today by accidentally cutting off his jeans vertically,…

Patrick Coyne • September 22, 2019

DUNWOODY, Ga. — Recently dumped dirtbag Jimmy Crocetta is allegedly hoping his ex-girlfriend Christina Jindra will want to still remain…

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