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Children of Recently Divorced Goth Couple Excited for First Year With Two Halloweens

Doug Francisco • October 24, 2019

DANVERS, Mass. — Local siblings Lisa and Danielle Burke will get to experience their first year with two different Halloween…

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Paper Skeleton to Headline Local Library’s Bulletin Board

Jonah Nink • October 23, 2019

GARY, Ind. — Local librarian Kate Frazier announced earlier today that a paper skeleton will headline the Halloween decorations on…

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Dude Crowd Surfing Has Been Dead for Hours

Dan Rice • October 22, 2019

HARTFORD, Conn. — Harvest Jam music festival attendees are still helping a fellow fan crowd-surf, blissfully unaware they’ve been hoisting…

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Opening Gladiator Asks to Borrow Headliner’s Trident, Big Net

Jonah Nink • October 22, 2019

ROME — Debuting gladiator Felix Augustus had to borrow weapons yesterday from a more established warrior ahead of his opening…

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Aging Punk’s Half-Built Mini Ramp Monument to Time He Thought He Could Save Relationship With Skateboarding

The Hard Times Staff • October 21, 2019

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A half-built, dilapidated mini ramp in the backyard of aging skateboarder Roy Balderaz’s home is a lasting…

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Man Tricked into Skincare by Wolf on Package

Mark Bouchard • October 21, 2019

CAMDEN, N. J. — Self-described “gym rat and free speech activist” Eddie Massari learned today that the product he’d been…

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Guy Tacks on “Music” to End of Instagram Username After Buying Guitar From Target

Erin McLaughlin • October 20, 2019

MARION, Ill. — Local man Billy Harrison amended his Instagram username yesterday from “billyharrison” to “billyharrisonmusic” immediately after purchasing a…

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Goth Girl Will Have You Know Pagans Invented Fall

Anna Walsh • October 20, 2019

ALLSTON, Mass. — Teachers and students at Allston High School were enthusiastically told moments ago by goth classmate Willow Bates…

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Top 10 Blink 182 Songs That – Ok Now That the Boomers Are Gone, How Do We Get Rid of Them Permanently Before They Destroy the Planet?

Jonah Nink • October 20, 2019

Nothing beats a good Blink 182 song, here is our top 10 list. 10. Mutt - This Enema of the…

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Stretch of Highway Adopted by Hardcore Crew in Absolute Disarray

Rick Homuth • October 20, 2019

DENVER — Members of local hardcore crew Mile High Wolfpack adopted a stretch of highway last month, which has since…

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